Oh what fun it is
December 24th, 2007 |Christmas time, yippyaye. I spent the last three days drinking. Friday on a birthday-party where I ended up dancing in kind of a latin-styled pub, I really fit in there well with my latin-lookalikeness, but I think I danced all weird and crazy because dancing is not what I am known for being good at and damn was I drunk. We got home somewhen around 5ish I guess, dunno, but we stopped by Leo, the most famous hot dog booth of vienna and stuffed ourselfes with a nice bosna (that’s kind of a spicy hot dog, great stuff).
Saturday we started to invade Krems, my former home town. Philipp, Max, Sturmi and I met around 22.00, emptied two bottles vodka and one JD until bout 23.30 and then headed to the inner city to meet up with Mi’hl. Philipp hooked up with probably the stupidest girl alive and had funny bathroom and bus stop experiences. At about 4.00 the rest of us got hungry and since you can’t get proper food in Krems at night we headed back to Sturmi’s place and pretty much emptied the fridge. Sausages, ham & eggs, fish sticks, french fries.
Yesterday, 23rd, we decided to arrange on a “let’s see”-basis cause we really weren’t sure if we can take another night out. First we had cellphones-turning-off problems, but finally we found ourselves with the first white russian at about 23.30. Sturmi quit early because he couldn’t find the flow, Philipp called Ms. Iamstupid and we had tons of fun letting us teach stuff about her “illegal party totem ring” and spiritual leading skills. Max jumped in and told her he was a rank 3 some-shit when she said she was rank 2 (actually, Max read an article bout that once and that’s it) and then corrected her with random made-up-shit and mixed in pretty much every esotheric thing he could think of.
She really appreciated his extended knowledge. Damn that chick’s so dumb it almost hurt. Good we were drunk, really eased the pain. Max and I were the last men standing that evening and we only fell at around 7ish when we lurched out the irish pub. It was cold. It was dawn. There were people on the streets, even little children. It was surreal and ugly. It was great.
Today we’ll meet around midnight. Party on. Merry christmas everyone.